By Daniel Sullivan and The Seattle Repertory Theatre
Cast
| Characters | Actor | |
| MJ McMann | Stage Manager; a realist | Amber Huelskamp |
| Wayne Wellacre | Untrained actor in search of new career | Pat Kreher |
| Zorah Bloch | Company Director; self-concerned with moments of eccentricity | Lisa Strubhart |
| Luther Beatty | A "large eleven year old"; plays part of Tiny Tim | Michael Klein |
| Dorothy Tree-Hapgood | British; should be older; plays Mrs. Cratchit and Mrs. Fezziwig | Lori Wahl |
| Sidney Carlton | Plays parts of Fezziwig and Jacob Marley | John Roane |
| Phil Hewlit | Believes himself to be romantically involved with Zorah; plays part of Bob Cratchit | Mike Klostermann |
| Maria | Joins Company in effort for ethnic diversity; plays the ghosts | Theresa Hammel |
| Karen Emery | Company' s Managing Director; anxious and afraid of Zorah | Jenny Gilespie |
| Bart Frances | A pleasant youth; plays Peter Cratchit | Matt Dougherty |
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Larry Vauxhall |
Child of the 60's; highly eccentric; plays part of Ebeneezer Scrooge |
Frank Colston |
| Betty Andrews | Inspector for the National Endowment of the Arts | Cindy Kues |
| Spike | Calel Roosevelt | |