Bathroom Humor

Cast
| Character | Description | Actor |
| Arthur | Arthur the office boss. He is a fairly conservative, workaholic. He is married to Laura. | Glenn Saltamachia – Belleville |
| Laura | Laura is bored with her marriage to the ever stable Arthur and has begun an affair with Sandy, one of Arthur’s subordinates. She has a party problem – she shouldn’t drink. | Becky Hartfield – Belleville |
| Sandy | Sandy is a talented and underpaid employee. Because of his clandestine affair with Laura and his lack of interest in the other office ladies, the rest of the office has concluded he might be gay. He wears nice clothes and drives a nice car – all purchased by Laura. | Jeff Breckel – Mascoutah |
| Babette | Babette has only been working at the office for a few weeks and probably didn’t get hired for her typing ability. She hopes to realize her fantasy involving a corner office, a large oak desk, a hard hat, and a man of influence. Arthur is her impending conquest – at least for tonight. | Alissa Boerngen – Carlyle |
| Stuart | Stu has a substance abuse problem. He loves to find creative ways to mix prescription drugs, non-prescription drugs, and large quantities of alcohol. Of course, he may be the only one who truly enjoys these office parties. | Steve Klostermann – Breese |
| Peg | Peg is a little heavier than Laura and Babette. Her new outfit for the party is possibly a little too tight. In this small mix of characters, she is the “odd”-woman-out. | Jen Gillespie – Highland |
| The Big El | The Big El is the hired entertainment for the evening. He is an Elvis impersonator, and he isn’t very good. But he has a good heart. | Cale Loddeke – Breese |
| The Old Man | The Old Man is Peg’s father and date for the evening. He is the only person trying to get into the bathroom for its intended purpose. Unfortunately, someone always preempts his visit. | David Volz – Nashville |
| Off-Stage Voices | Loud and harassing party guests | Leah Klostermann – Breese Joe Gebke |